How Bizarre

Today has been a peculiar day. It started off strange and I have a feeling it will end that way, too. I guess we all have a strange day from time to time…just as we have bad days or tired days or happy days. The good thing about weird days is that they are not particularly bad days….just strange. Indulge me as give you snippets from my weird day:

I woke up wrestling to escape from a very weird dream that included me searching for lost pennies. If I didn’t find them all, the world would possibly end.

I got to work and there was shattered glass everywhere, a brick on the floor and a flat screen t.v. missing.

I had a very odd exchange with a vending machine salesperson who inquired about the pricing of all of our items in the vending machine while cracking ‘jokes,’ and saying “You’re my kind of girl” in response to nearly everything I said.

I had a strange conversation with a male little person that had severe halitosis, but excellent knowledge of carpet installation.

I went to a gas station to get a drink and there were people randomly standing in every single available parking space. Ok, ok, this is more irritating than weird, but whatever.

I had uncomfortable eye contact with a glass installation guy. He looked at me like I was a big juicy hamburger and he hadn’t eaten for a week. It wasn’t a ‘I think you’re pretty’ type of a stare, rather it was a ‘she puts the lotion in the basket’ type of a stare. (insert shivers down my spine here)

Anyways, the day if far from over, so who knows what bizarre things lay ahead of me…maybe I will actually save the world via penny searching.